The Aerie

Why I'm Getting Coal

He wears red and white because he's advertising for Coca-Cola. He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake... without a warrant. He compiles an 'enemies list' of people he believes are "naughty" and "nice." He doles out material rewards to those he approves of, and gives greenhouse-gas-producing coal to those he doesn't. He outsources his labor. He dodges taxes by maintaining corporate headquarters outside of the U.S.

Are you sure he's on "our side"?