The Aerie

Happy New Year!!

All the best to you and yours in 2004! "Now with less death!"

(2004 may not be for everyone, please check with your doctor before 2004. Side effects of 2004 can include increased grey hair, expanded waistline, wrinkling of skin, and enlargement of children. As 2004 continues your income and libido may decrease. 2004 can cause mood swings, including extremes of happiness and sadness. 2004 is a sedative, and will cause you to sleep for approximately one hundred and twenty days. On the other hand, you may find yourself awake for two hundred and forty days. 2004 occasionally cause constipation, particularly towards November 2nd. If 2004 results in severe swelling of your bank account, contact me immediately.)