October 22, 2003

OK, This Is Cool

So here I am, sitting in my fave café, the Blue Moon, connected to my
webserver over an SSH session, updating (finally) my web journal. No
big deal, right? I'm on a wireless laptop, or a cybercafe connection.

Nope.

I'm on my Palm Tungsten W.

Now, for the non-nerd set, this may be as meaningless as an argument
over which is dumber, Ferengi misogyny or Betazed marriage ceremonies.
And the nerd crowd is saying 'Oh, I am SO impressed, be still my
beating heart.' in the Comic-Book Guy's voice. And the engineers are
saying 'Why don't you just write up your journal in Notepad and upload
it later?'

To all of these I say 'Feh!' And again, 'Feh!'

Because I just think this is cool. So there!

Maybe I'm just an old fogey, doomed to be awed by the everyday
miracles Those Darned Kids take for granted.

I was in the U of MN bookstore once twenty years ago, standing in the
checkout line. Beside me was an impulse-buy bin full of cheap $5
calculators.

This old codger was staring into the bin with misty eyes.

"These used to cost thousands of dollars," he said in a daze, "Now...
they give them away in cereal boxes."

And I could tell that he had worked on them back then, when a pocket
calculator filled a hot room with the smell of dust baking on hundreds
of vacuum tubes.

He had not only labored to pose the question 'What is 2 + 2?', he had
written the program to generate the answer and punched it laboriously
into a stack of paper cards, which he submitted for batch execution
sometime late in the evening.

And now, here it was, all that effort and innovation, encapsulated in
a piece of colored plastic temporarily fished out of the waste stream.

And here I am, staggered to be using a wireless terminal the size of a
Pop-Tart, remembering boot toggle switches, 110-baud papertape
teletypes, and keybounce algorithms for a breadboard calculator.

So pardon me if I show my age.

I just think this is cool.

Now if I can just figure out how to send a Control-D...

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Posted by Albatross at October 22, 2003 12:00 AM
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