The Frat Cat
Close cousin to the famous Cheshire Cat, the Frat Cat smiles until he passes
out. Drunk, reactionary, and arrogant, he'll go from binges at the University
to become president of a major Minnesota corporation on the strength of the
deep and abiding relationships he'll establish with other silver-spoon MBAs
that he meets in the Greek system. Meanwhile he would prefer it if anyone
with any questions about anything would just shut up and go to hell. Maybe
this is because of a fear of his own shallowness, or maybe because he's
hung over. It's hard to tell.